At last tube free!
The headline people have been pondering for years,
even while there’s always been a paper shortage.
How many trees will ‘ tube-free’ save?
In an effort to safe more trees, why not be not only tube free but paper free?
It’s the only way to go when you visit to Porcelain Pond.
We’ve had flush-less toilets, no-touch flush toilets,
Scented TP as if the Klipper had a sniffer,
Artistic TP as if the Klipper had eyes,
How about TP for Carnivores
….raspy like a carnivore’s tongue?
If you are a carnivore, you already have touch-less TP,
it’s called a tongue!
TP for frugivorous omnivores? Not hardly.
No TP for Frugivorous Omnivores at the Porcelain Pond ?…
Is it really necessary for life?